Things that piss me off:

1. The Midol tablets with the “Peel Here” crap on the back. Don’t they know I have PMS and I’m already bitchy and I don’t want to have to fight with the effing thing to get it off? I just want to take the pill for Pete’s sake!

2. People who seem annoyed they have to do their job. You know what? I’m effing PAYING you money to do this for me so why don’t you shut up and do your job and stop telling me that another five minutes and you’d be closed? And then sigh heavily because I’ve asked you to run a print job for me I need at 8:30 the next morning. Yeah. I get it’s 4:55 pm but WTF? I’m staying late too and you don’t hear me bitching and I’m salaried which means I don’t get OT you fat cow. Next time, I’ll take my business elsewhere thankyouverymuch.

Things that make me happy:

1. It’s Friday.

2. It’s Friday.