Note 1: Boat shoes and plaid shorts DO NOT look good together. I don’t care how preppy you are.

Note 2: NEVER go to Fry’s and try to browse. You WILL be harrased mercilessly by salesmen who have English as a second language.

Note 3: When going to your son’s soccer game, wear a hat to keep the sun from beating into your skull. And chapstick! Save your lips!

Note 4: Going to the movies with your man is fun. People watching is even more fun.

Note 5: One bowl of chili is really enough. Really.

Note 6: You know you’re getting old when you crash out in front of the UT game at 9:30 pm on a Saturday. Sad.

Note 7: Boys find bathroom humor hilarious whether they’re 8 or 46.

Note 8: October is really too early to have Christmas stuff out in the stores.

Note 9: There are only 60 days until Christmas!

Note 10: The weekend went by WAY too fast.

Happy Monday.