Notes RE: the weekend
Note 1: Boat shoes and plaid shorts DO NOT look good together. I don’t care how preppy you are.
Note 2: NEVER go to Fry’s and try to browse. You WILL be harrased mercilessly by salesmen who have English as a second language.
Note 3: When going to your son’s soccer game, wear a hat to keep the sun from beating into your skull. And chapstick! Save your lips!
Note 4: Going to the movies with your man is fun. People watching is even more fun.
Note 5: One bowl of chili is really enough. Really.
Note 6: You know you’re getting old when you crash out in front of the UT game at 9:30 pm on a Saturday. Sad.
Note 7: Boys find bathroom humor hilarious whether they’re 8 or 46.
Note 8: October is really too early to have Christmas stuff out in the stores.
Note 9: There are only 60 days until Christmas!
Note 10: The weekend went by WAY too fast.
Happy Monday.
October 26th, 2009 at 7:46 am
May I add some?
Don’t walk into Teavana thinking they’ll let you get away with buying just your Masala Chai. They’re going to try selling you at least three more things.
When at the mall, a cell phone to your ear deters the most annoying kiosk salespeople. Just make sure it’s on mute lest it ring.
You can’t really argue that your whisky and soda was too weak when you fall on your face as you get up to complain.
When traffic has been at a standstill for two hours and the car in front of me inches forward, it’s really pointless for you to lay on that horn. Really.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:27 am
LOL! You are too funny! Happy Monday!