Inkwell Guest: Madeleine Drake and Faery’s Bargain

See, I told you I’d be back today with a very special guest and here I am! Today, I would like to welcome my awesome critique partner, Madeleine Drake! She’s celebrating the release of her new urban fantasy (and SUPER hot Fae story), Faery’s Bargain! And now without further ado…

Faery Evolution: From Tuatha De Danann To Tinkerbell
By Madeleine Drake

The tooth fairy, Tinkerbell, Cinderella’s fairy godmother, the fairy who opened the book at the beginning of Fractured Fairy Tales…like most modern readers, the first Fae I was exposed to were miniature people with wands and delicate little wings. Imagine my surprise when I learned that it was only recently — the 18th century — that this image of fairies became popular.

Whether we’re talking Celtic Fairies, Teutonic Elves, or some other version of European fairy, the oldest tales describe them as extraordinarily beautiful humans with magical abilities, like glamour (the power of illusion), healing with herbs, and reading the future (the French word that is thought to be the source for the word “faery” is derived from the Latin word for “fate”). The oldest version of the Fae resemble our modern conception of witches and wizards more than they resemble Tinkerbell and her kin. Early stories of the Fae describe a people with a complex culture, extraordinary powers, and an agenda that isn’t always compatible with human society.

The Fae often lived among or alongside humans, who often didn’t recognize them unless the fairies had cause to exercise their powers; there are numerous stories, in both the classical and medieval eras, where a human who interacts with a fairy doesn’t realize it until after the fact. Men and women took fairy lovers, sometimes knowingly and sometimes unwittingly, and bore halfling children who looked perfectly human but inherited their fairy parents’ otherworldly abilities. A changeling (a fairy infant switched with a human one) could only be identified by its unusual behavior, not by its appearance. On the occasions where fairies are depicted as smaller than human, it’s usually due to the fairy shapeshifting, assuming a smaller form for a specific purpose.

Literature featuring fairies mirrors the folk stories: Spencer’s Faerie Queen, Shakespeare’s Titania and Oberon, Thomas the Rhymer’s Queen of Elfland, and Gawain’s Green Knight all appeared as extraordinarily-attractive humans with inhuman abilities.

But at some point before the Renaissance, our conceptions of fairies changed, and we started thinking of them in smaller terms. By the seventeenth century, fairies become cute, dolls-sized creatures and by the eighteenth century, they’d been granted wings by human story-tellers. Popular Victorian art solidified the image of the tiny winged fairy, especially Cicely Mary Barker’s flower fairy illustrations, and this image has continued to the present day.

Not everyone liked the revisioning, though. Rudyard Kipling, in Puck of Pook’s Hill, lets Puck complain about the way humans portray his people. Puck says:

“Besides, what you call them are made up things the People of the Hills have never heard of — little buzzflies with butterfly wings and gauze petticoats, and shiny stars in their hair and a wand like a schoolteacher’s cane for punishing bad boys and rewarding good ones! I know ‘em!”

“We don’t mean that sort,” said Dan. “We hate ‘em too.”

“Exactly,” said Puck. “Can you wonder that the People of the Hills don’t care to be confused with that painty-winged, wand-waving, sugar-and-shake-your-head set of imposters? Butterfly wings indeed!…”

Why, after centuries of describing fairies as a supernaturally-endowed versions of humans, did we suddenly feel the need to diminish our Fae friends? To answer that question, you have to remember that something else was happening in Europe during the period where the Fair Folk were becoming the Wee Folk…the witch hunting craze.

Faeries in pre-Christian Europe were closely associated with magic and were often partnered with human witches and seers. Faeries had their own moral code and were said to worship their own deities. As witch-hunting hysteria began to spread in the fourteenth century, starting in southern France and Switzerland, anything and anyone associated with magic was viewed with suspicion. For the next three centuries, anyone who admitted to believing in fairies could be, and often was, accused of practicing witchcraft.

The only way for those tales to survive was for them to be seen as harmless. Diminutizing fairies, making them small, cute and kid-friendly, was a way to keep those stories alive without being burned at the stake. When was the height of the Inquisition? The 17th century. When did fairies reach their smallest size ever, a mere ten inches tall? The 17th century.

But some older descriptions of the Fae survived through academic efforts — Robert Kirk’s Secret Commonwealth described how Scottish seers perceived the Fae world; Norse poems, like the Volundarkvidha and Thidrek’s Saga, reveal the world of elves as they were viewed in northern Europe; Walter Yeeling Evans-Wentz’s The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries preserves a great deal of faery lore from the UK; and Thomas Keightley collected legends from all over Europe, organizing them by region and theme in The World Guide to Gnomes, Fairies, Elves & Other Little People.

The nothern Fae were reintroduced to the popular imagination by J.R.R. Tolkien, who was a scholar of the Norse sagas and who based his elves (and other fantasy creatures) on the old poems. Tolkien’s fiction gave rise to a spate of imitators, and for a while, faeries and elves were so numerous on the shelves that they became fantasy cliches. Recently, urban fantasy authors like Laurell K. Hamilton and paranormal romance authors like Karen Marie Moning have put new twists on the old myths, bringing them alive once again for today’s readers.

Don’t get me wrong, the tooth fairy will always have a special place in my heart, but I’m so grateful that the original versions of the Fae have been preserved future generations.

How about you? Who was the first faery you met as a child? When did you become aware that not all Fae looked like Tinkerbell?

Leave a comment and be entered to win a copy of Maddy’s new release, Faery’s Bargain!

Madeleine Drake writes feisty, fast-paced paranormal romance and erotica that spans the space-time continuum. aised by a pride of cats, a friendly mutt, and the Sonoma County library system, she loves to read about ancient history and mythology, anthropology, gender roles, and sexual archetypes.

Her current releases include Blood Hero (Excessica, 7/9/10) and Faery’s Bargain (Cobblestone Press, 10/8/10); her short story First Date is available as a free read on All Romance Ebooks as part of their “Just One Bite” contest.

Her homeworld is located out past the constellation Orion, but she currently resides in Texas. You can find her online at http://www.madeleinedrake.com.

Faery’s Bargain

Kane has what Tara wants — how far will she go to get it?

Tara’s witchcraft has failed to save her naga-bitten nephew: the only cure is a rare Faery herb, impossible for a human to obtain.

Kane, a warrior of the Morrigan tribe, is bound to a baigh-duil. He needs a witch to help him send the soul-devouring monster back to its own realm, and he’s willing to bargain.

It seems like a fair trade — the herb for help with a single spell. But what will Tara do when she realizes Kane can only perform sex magic and death magic?

Excerpt:

First time in a thousand years the oracle’s been wrong, and it’s my question she blows. Kane glowered at the occult shop across the street — a refurbished Victorian painted lemon-drop yellow and trimmed in white, with all the hand-carved flourishes picked out in gilt. Its windows swarmed with faceted crystals that sparkled like drunken pixies in the San Francisco sunlight.

It was too damned cheerful for a woman reputed to have faced down a naga in its own lair.

He stomped down his frustration, focusing on the cool air against his face and the scents of the ocean and car exhaust. The witch inside that candy house might not be the one he sought, but Kane had to admit she was skilled for a human. He could feel the thick, electric buzz of her wards even from across the street. She’d layered the shielding into the walls and powered it with the ley line that ran right beneath the building. Clever, but also dangerous. Tapping straight into the line for spell-work was like drinking from a fire hose. It required excruciating precision to siphon off just the amount you needed without drowning and heroic strength of will to resist the temptation to drink too deep. Kane had seen a mage lose control of a ley line in mid-spell once. The mage had suffered an agonizing death, and the damage wreaked by the botched spell had taken weeks to clean up.

Pain seared through him. The amulet tucked under his shirt flared hot against his skin, its fiery glow visible through the fabric. He hissed out a cantrip, repeating the chant until the pain dulled and the amulet cooled. I won’t be able to maintain the binding much longer.

If the witch in the lemon-drop house couldn’t help him, he was dead.

* * * * *

Time-yellowed pages slithered against each other as Tara folded the grimoire closed, letting her fingers explore the arcane symbols embossed on the cracked leather cover. Another ancient tome, another chunk out of her rapidly dwindling savings, another dead end. Meanwhile, Jimi continued to weaken under the care of his confused doctors. She didn’t blame them, of course. Even if she could make them believe her, what could they do? My nephew was bitten by a half-man, half-snake monster straight out of Hindu mythology. What do you mean you don’t have the right anti-venin?

Even more frustrating, she’d found a cure for the naga’s poison — crith-siol, a plant rumored to be cultivated by the Tribes of the Fae — but it had proven impossible to get. For the last three months, she’d scoured book after book, hoping to find a substitute for the faery herb. As she searched, Jimi grew weaker. Tara had snatched the boy out of the naga’s coils before the monster could eat him, but she hadn’t saved him. She’d merely postponed the inevitable, and now she could do nothing but watch her nephew deteriorate, his body shutting down one system at a time. The last doctor had given Jimi a couple of months more, at best.

I wish Gran was alive. Gran would have found a cure by now. Or she’d have found a way to get the crith-siol, no matter what it cost.

Gran wouldn’t have let Jimi get caught by the naga in the first place.

The brassy jangle of bells signaled the arrival of a customer. The jangle was cut short by a loud thump and a metallic crash — the front door slamming shut. An impatient customer. Tara sighed, caught between irritation at the interruption and guilty relief for the distraction. She stepped into the front room of her shop.

The man in the black leather duster frowned at a rack of hand-crafted candles as if he found the colorful cylinders of beeswax offensive. He was tall, dark, and too beautiful to be called handsome. His long black hair was pulled back into a sleek braid, the severity of the hairstyle contrasting with the sensual planes of his face — sloping cheekbones, amber-brown eyes under upswept brows, and a wide, full-lipped mouth over a strong chin. He was the sexiest man she’d met in ages, and if the humming in her head was any indication, a powerful mage. That delicious hum reverberated down her spine, lighting up her nerves as it went.

He looked up, and his frown evaporated in the flash-fire of another emotion — something so intense it made Tara want to squirm.

Can I help you? she meant to ask. But when she opened her mouth, what came out was, “Mine.”

Horrified, she barely managed to stop herself from clapping her hand over her mouth. Mine? Where did that come from? It had been a long time since she’d dated, but was she so lonely that the mere presence of an attractive man was enough to scramble her brains?

Apparently so.

The corner of his mouth twitched as if he were fighting the urge to laugh.

Tara flushed. “I mean, I make them. The candles.”

He licked his lips, a deliberate, sensual motion, and Tara found herself mirroring the action before she could stop herself. What’s wrong with me?

“Um.” She cleared her throat and tried again. “Can I help you?”

The stranger smiled. “I believe you can, Bandraoi.”

* * * * *

The oracle had been right after all. The witch’s aura had responded to him at once, flaring in intoxicating reds and purples the moment she’d emerged from the back room. Her eyes widened with surprise, and the power he sensed sleeping within her stirred, brushing against his aura like a curious cat. He fisted his hands against the near-overwhelming urge to reach out and pet her. She had a touch of the Tribes in her. His body’s reaction to it was sharper than a knife to the heart and hotter than a Beltane bonfire. It was like his first fight and his first orgasm squeezed into one frenzied moment.

His witch was short and curvy, and she’d wrapped her luscious figure in a clingy black dress that emphasized her hourglass shape. When she pursed her lips, his cock expanded as his imagination burst open, spilling one wicked fantasy after another into his brain. He pictured her moss-green eyes half-shut with delight, sweat gleaming on her skin, while her wavy gold hair clung to her bare shoulders. He imagined all that power crackling through him as she trembled in the throes of it, her silken voice raw with ardor.

She’d sensed the rousing of her Fae nature; he could tell by the slight quiver of her shoulders, the heat that bled over her cheeks, the pink tip of her tongue wetting her bottom lip. She was perfect — except for the wariness that glimmered across her face when he’d addressed her by her proper title. Surely she knew Bandraoi was a term of respect among the Tribes? Or hadn’t she recognized him for what he was yet?

Tara blinked. Bandraoi. The stranger had called her “Witch,” in the same liquid tongue Gran used to mutter when working charms. But when he said the word, it sounded like an endearment. “Who are you?”

“Foilsim.” I reveal. The room pulsed, the air thickening and shimmering around the stranger like a mirage. The tugging sensation in her guts and the pins-and-needles tingle at her nape signaled the presence of unfamiliar magic. He hadn’t even introduced himself, but he presumed to raise power within the confines of her wards?

Tara’s vision shifted as if her eyes were refocusing — a glamour dissolving, she realized. He looked exactly the same without the glamour, except the tips of his ears had gone pointy, a sword hilt peeked over his shoulder, and now she could see the golden torc encircling his neck, its ends capped with glittering emeralds.

Hel’s tits. He was Fae.

If Gran were here, oh, the scolding she’d have given Tara. A man too lovely to be true walks into the shop, and you’re so busy ogling him that everything I taught you falls out of your head?

She should have been terrified, but she wasn’t, in spite of all the stories Gran had told her about Fae treachery. Her heart was pounding with anger, not fear. Be honest. Not just anger. Lust, too.

That made the Fae even more dangerous. She wasn’t thinking straight, and his kind were masters of manipulation.

How had he gotten inside? The wards were designed to keep out anything with the slightest intention of harm. She checked them, found them solid, with no sign of damage or tampering, and scowled. No way did she believe a warrior of the Tribes was harmless.

“Nice wards,” he said. “A little risky plugging them right into the ley line, though.”

What do you want? Her mouth wasn’t working again. He’s enchanted me. Something to make me more malleable. A lust spell, maybe? That explained her insane attraction to him, overriding fear and common sense, which in this case should be the same thing. She had to find a way to break his spell so she could think again.

But the only thing that disrupted Fae magic was cold iron — iron from a meteorite — and she didn’t have any. It was too expensive, especially when she needed every penny the shop brought in to find Jimi’s cure. Besides, this warrior wouldn’t require magic if he wanted to hurt her. The body under his leather duster was solid with muscles. Her imagination teased her with a guess at what he’d look like naked, and the swirling warmth in her belly went lower, settling between her legs. She gulped. Focus, Tara. “Leave.”

He smiled as if her dismissal was exactly what he’d been hoping to hear. “No.”

She snatched up a protective onyx fetish from the display near the register and passed it through the air before her in the shape of Algiz, the rune, Algiz of protection. “Stay back.”

The Fae didn’t look the least bit worried. If anything, he looked amused. He took a step closer.

Tara willed her traitorous arms not to reach for him. It had to be a lust spell. How in Hades had he enchanted her without her noticing? She drew the protective rune in the air again, visualizing a barrier between them and pushing power into it. A ghostly but impenetrable wall did not appear before her.

Damn it. Why wasn’t it working?

He laughed and licked his lips again. Tara couldn’t help imagining that tongue against her own lips, teasing them until they parted. She inhaled, an attempt to calm the excitement dancing through her. Mistake. He smelled like leather and musk and sunshine on fresh-cut grass — and something else, something smoky she couldn’t identify. Faery pheromones? Her pulse quickened. She tightened her grip on the stone fetish, clutching it so fervidly her hand hurt.

“Third pass activates the spell.” Could he tell she was bluffing? “Get out of my shop while you can, elf.”

“There’s no need for that, Bandraoi. A simple proposition would do.” He captured her hand with his own and turned it around so she could see the intricately carved stone she’d been waving at him.

She blushed so hot her skin practically sizzled. It wasn’t an amulet of protection; in her panic, she’d grabbed a fertility charm. Good plan, Tara. Maybe you can arouse him to death.

The Fae stroked the inside of her wrist with one thumb, crossing back and forth over her skin in a soothing pattern. “Any way you want me, you can have me, Bandraoi.”

The burn of humiliation was a blessing. It helped dampen her near-overwhelming attraction to him. Tara stepped back and yanked her arm out of his grasp. “Who are you?”

“My name is Kane Donal mac Roich,” he said. “I claim respite under the Treaty of Danu.”

Giving his full name was a gesture of respect, and it was a dangerous insult not to return the courtesy — grounds for him to claim offense and demand restitution, if he chose. But there was also power in a name, and she didn’t believe the Treaty would protect her if this Fae decided to use hers against her.

“You can call me Tara.” She’d barely managed to keep the tremor that constricted her throat from weakening her words. “What do you want?”

“I’ve come to bargain for your assistance.”

Yeah, right. “Why should I help you?”

“I have something you want.” He reached inside his duster, producing a tiny red vial. “Crith-siol.”

* * * * *

Available from Cobblestone Press:
http://cobblestone-press.com/catalog/books/faerysbargain.htm

News and Such

So Saturday I got up and went to my chapter meeting which was a lot of fun because I was the speaker. :D I talked about writing blurbs and showed them my framing technique for the big picture stuff. I also showed them how writing a blurb could lead to a query and a pitch. I hope they thought it was a good session. Then we went to lunch and I ran from there to the kiddo’s soccer game where my allergies exploded.

My eyes were itchy and watery and just wouldn’t stop. I was out of Claritin, too, so that just made things worse. The kid’s team won by a landslide. So I ran directly from there to the mall, where I had a salon appointment at 4:30.

But I had some time to kill which is dangerous when you wander the store for an hour before hair appointment time. I ended up getting Man’s birthday present and NO I won’t say cuz sometimes he gets a wild hair and reads the blog. :D Then I wondered around the new Sephora store in the newly renovated JCPenney’s and WOW, is it ever cool. I found new cologne for Man – Kenneth Cole Reaction – and it smells so good. Very clear and vibrant with a hint of something citrusy. I bought it for him and he actually really likes it. Score one for me!

My stylist was running late because the client before me had this massively thick hair and it took her forever to dry it. So I got in the chair about 20 minutes late which really wasn’t a big deal because I had nowhere to be afterward. Got my hair done – YAY!

And then it was back home where Man and I watched some of our DVR shows. I only had about 30% available so we had to do some clearing off.

Got to bed late and woke up late. Finally dragged myself out of bed, made my grocery list, and then we headed to the store. It took just over an hour (beating) and then it was back home where we made lunch and then he wanted to go to the mall, so back in the car we go.

Headed to the mall where we did some light shopping. Then it was off to the Farmers Market for fruits and veggies for the week and FINALLY! We got home. He mowed the front and back while I worked around the house getting some stuff done.

My herbs died, sadly, so I replanted them and put them out on the front porch. I suspect the cat had something to do with that. I think he ate them. The stinker.

And speaking of the stinker – I don’t know what’s up with the cat lately. He’s decided it’s okay to sleep on the dining room table while we’re not there. How do I know this? There are cat hairs on the table AND we busted him coming home Sunday. He was curled up there like it was no big deal. And then yesterday he decided to poop on the floor and I had cleaned his litter box with fresh litter THE NIGHT BEFORE! Anyone have any ideas about this new behavior? Nothing has really changed around the house. I still pat him. He gets fed good food. I don’t get it.

Anyhoo, we grilled steaks and burgers and stuffed ourselves. We watched LIFE and I promptly fainted on the couch at 8:30. I slept hard all night. Got up early Monday and checked my email and…

LO and BEHOLD… my sci-fi story, Angel and the Dead Man, is a FINALIST in the Stroke of Midnight contest in the sci-fi/fantasy/futuristic category hosted by Passionate Ink!! I couldn’t believe it. There are five finalists that go on to the final judge which is an editor at Ellora’s Cave. Winners will be announced in July at Nationals. I have to wait until July!! But you know, that’s okay. I’m just stoked to be a finalist. YAY!

Of course, since I entered at the last minute because she was light on entries, the book is not finished. So guess what I’ll be doing until July? Uh huh. Finishing the book! I figure if I can write new words during lunch on the sci-fi and then work on the contemporary edits at night, I can get them both done. The contemporary HAS to be done by May 1 and submitted. I don’t care what happens. :D

So I’ll be writing my little fingers off. It’s good for me. I’m a much better writer with deadlines than without.

Whee!

Summer Sampler!

Ready for a taste of summer? We’ve got it for you! I’ve teamed up with fellow Cobblestone author, Selena Blake, plus lots others to offer you one awesome contest. Have a looksee through the awesome prizes, take note of the authors and their books and be prepared to win. To enter, just click HERE.

Here’s a little sample of the hottest books for this summer.

Amy Redwood

www.amyredwood.com

A copy of Amy’s latest release from Cobblestone, Diamonds and Kisses, erotic suspense novel in PDF format

Anne Kane

www.AnneKane.literalseduction.net

A PDF copy of Stargazers 1: Wanton

Bonnie Rose Leigh

www.mybonnierose.com

An autographed copy of the Sex Me: Triad Series in print as well as an autographed poster of the book cover as a prize

Cassandra Gold

www.cassandragold.com

An autographed copy of Fantasies: Thanksgiving (or a $10 Amazon GC for overseas winners)

Celia Kyle

celiakyle.com

A copy of the anthology, Furry, Fluffy & Wild

Cora Zane

www.corazane.com

A goodie basket filled with bath soak, scrubbie, lotion, and shower gel, along with a flair bag of author book cards/ book marks / tea and candy to the winner. A complete summer relaxation basket.

Eliza Gayle

www.elizagayle.net

A download copy of her shapeshifter book, Lucas

Ericka Scott

www.erickascott.com

A printed edition (signed) of The Werewolf Whisperer (which includes the bonus book, Unleashed)

Jamison Wolf

www.jamiesonwolf.com

An eBook copy of The Written Word Books One, Two and Three

J. Hali Steele

www.jhalisteele.com

A kelly green “Are You Kind?” T-Shirt /Back has www.sovereignkind.com

Kris Eton

www.kriseton.com

A copy of Ice Black, the first in the Arctic Heat series of books

Loribelle Hunt

www.loribellehunt.com

A copy of Claiming the Moon: Lunar Mated Book 7 (ebook), Lunar Mates (signed print edition)

Madison Layle & Anna Leigh Keaton

www.annaleighkeaton.com

A PDF copy of Healing Touch from Anna Leigh

Michelle Miles

www.michellemiles.net

A copy of Take Me I’m Yours

Moira Rogers

www.moirarogers.com

A copy of Kamikaze and a copy of Wild Card to another lucky winner

Morgan Sierra

www.morgansierra.com

A copy of Dirty Little Secret

Selena Blake

www.selena-blake.com

A copy of The Wine Tasting

Tara Nichols

www.tarasnichols.com

A copy of Through the Woodwork, Tara’s latest erotic novella through Bookstrand publishing

Yolanda Sfetsos

www.yolandasfetsos.com

A copy of Valentine’s Beast or Passionate Eve – winner’s choice and preferred format

Hopeful Fear

So I’ve gone and entered the Book In A Nutshell contest hosted by The Knight Agency. The deadline was yesterday, by the way, and they’ll announce the 20 winners on May 1.

Hence the reason why I’m trying so damned hard to finish the revision by then. I’m on page 147 of 275, by the way, in case you’re keeping score at home. And I’m still a ways from finishing. With less than two weeks to go, I’m starting to feel the pinch.

So the gist of the contest was to write three compelling sentences, 150 words max, to describe your book. Get it? In a nutshell? Do you know how hard it is to write THREE sentences only about the story? Okay, it was for me. I struggled with it. Until, one day, the three sentences literally popped into my head.

Here is what I submitted:

Elena is a slave, forced to participate in The Games as a hardened gladiator. Cassius is an assassin hired by an underground secret order to kill the Emperor. When their love affair is discovered, they are pitted against each other in the Grand Arena in a fight to the death.

Compelling enough, you think? Will it garner me a much coveted position in the 20? I don’t know. That, of course, is not ALL the book is about. There’s murder, revenge, conspiracy, deceit, hot sex. It’s a lot of fun to write.

With less than two weeks left until the Big Announcement, I’m feeling a bit… queasy. Okay, I felt that way the second I hit send on that email. I guess you could say I have Hopeful Fear. I want to make it into the 20, I really do. But a little part of me is terrified. I have a lot of confidence in this book, but it’s the fear of the unknown I think.

So I tell myself this: To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.

It’s my new mantra. And if I don’t make the cut, it won’t be the end of the world. I will get my query polished up and start submitting it to the world. Because by then, I’ll have a full manuscript ready and waiting. And that’s just grand!

Maria Zannini: Death and Taxes

Today, I’m please to welcome fellow Samhain author, Maria Zannini. If you check out Maria’s website, be sure to read her bio for a giggle or two. She’s a seriously funny lady.

Here’s a really timely post about pinching pennies and, well, taxes! And now, without further adieu, I give you Maria!


If you live in the US, you know today is the day we bare our souls to Uncle Sam and hope he doesn’t squeeze us dry.

Since we seem to have little say on where our tax dollars go, the least I can do is tell you how to make the money that’s left go farther. As we all know, we writers are generally penniless rascals.

So let’s rub the few pennies we have and see what we can come up with.

  • Whenever possible, query by email. Thankfully, many agents and editors are beginning to see the light and welcome emails. But sometimes you have to dig for that address.
  • Always use both sides of your printer paper. Let’s face it, a lot of what we print is for our own benefit and not for others to see, so save a tree and use both sides of the page.
  • Get your business cards for free (or nearly free) with Vista.
  • Whether you are just starting out or have been in this business for years, you NEED an internet presence. Even if you don’t feel comfortable building a website yet, there’s no reason not to create a blog and write about your writer’s journey. It’s good practice. It puts your name out in public and best of all–it’s FREE.
  • Find yourself an honest critique group. This is probably one of the best money-saving tips I can give you. Good crit partners SAVE you money. They help you polish your book before you go and spend a ton of dough mailing your manuscript out in hopeful ignorance.
  • Don’t die. I know–that’s a no-brainer. But if you don’t take care of yourself, you won’t write that best selling novel.
  • Buy books! Books are some of the best values around. I buy them all year long and give them away as gifts for Christmas and birthdays.

As a matter of fact, it would not hurt my feelings a bit if you went out and bought my book TOUCH OF FIRE. Be a good person and buy Michelle’s latest book, too, A BREAK IN TIME. (Aw Shucks, Maria!)

And if you’d like a chance to win a serious prize package, go to my blog and check out my new contest. I’m offering a very cool prize package worth $100 to the person who blogs, tweets or reviews TOUCH OF FIRE the most using these words: The Apocalypse Is Closer Than You Think. Buy TOUCH OF FIRE by Maria Zannini by May 28, 2009.

Help me spread the word. Together, we’ll put recession back in its box.

TOUCH OF FIRE comes out in print on April 28.

Find it at:
Amazon
Barnes & Nobles
My Bookstore and More

Read an excerpt at Samhain Publishing.

Visit me at http://www.mariazannini.blogspot.com or http://www.mariazannini.com.

Thanks for letting me visit, Michelle! We’ll have to do this in person too! I just realized you’re only a couple of hours from where I live.

Fire at Midnight Winner

In a random drawing (my 7 year old pulled the winner) – the winner of FIRE AT MIDNIGHT is… J. Hali! Congrats! I’ve sent you an email notification. Enjoy your read!

Thank you to EVERYONE who stopped by the blog today and yesterday. I know Lisa Marie appreciates all the outpuring of support and she deserves it. It’s a great book. :)

Radio Silence

I guess I don’t have much to report today other than I’ve been working on revising my WIP. I’m about 70 pages into the revision and I really like where it’s going.

And the contest. Oh, it never ends with the contest, does it? LOL We’re this close to getting all the scores tallied. Thank goodness.

So, how about you? What’s going on in your world? Please share. Because I’m lonely over here.

(OH! And for those of you who are a fan of Devon Ellington, she’ll be guesting here tomorrow and Thurdsay with a fantastic article. Don’t forget to come by and say hi!)

Man Doesn’t Know Own Strength

So this weekend went by FAST! Saturday was blustery cold and just downright miserable to be outside – especially for a kid’s soccer game. But I did it. And we hurried home afterward. Poor kid had frozen hands. I got all caught up on my laundry and the contest stuff on Saturday becuase Man was coming over Sunday and I wanted to clear my schedule to spend some stress-free time with him.

We actually got up early Sunday morning and had a fantastic lunch at Chili’s before hitting Lowe’s. I had a list, you see, and wanted to get some things for the lawn and yard this year. I’ve decided to demolish the bushes because they’re holly bushes and I DETEST them with all my soul. I hate trimming them with their prickly little leaves so BE GONE. I bought the turf builder stuff for the lawn so hopefully no more dandelions, a shovel, weed-eater string, a sprinkler, dust masks, a Critter Ridder (for the durn squirrel that has taken up residence in the attic). Why is going to Lowe’s so much fun? Anyhow, we ran a few more errands (I got yoga blocks! YAY!) and then headed home to work in the yard. He mowed and edged while I started chopping down the first bush.

So…I killed it. Happily. He decided to help. Well, Man didn’t know his own strength I suppose because after trying to dig up the offending bush the shovel…snapped. In half. Like a twig. I busted out laughing. He looked mortified. I had just spent $15 on a shovel not four hours before and it was now trash. At least he was a good sport about it.

I still have that stump left there and I need heavier-duty loppers to get rid of the thick branches. And soon. I’m worried someone will get hurt on those limbs that stick up. I tried to cut them off as close to the ground as possible but they’re too thick to cut through for the loppers I have. Thank goodness I need to get by Lowe’s for another shovel. ;)

Anyway, I raked up the leaves that were under there. I swear there had to be leaves from 1992. Ick. Plus, the neighborhood cats use that area as their own personal litter box. I’m tired of the front of the house smelling like cat urine. So BUH-BYE bushes. I plan to plant rosebushes there – antique ones. My mother has some and as soon as I have a spot ready, she’s going to pot one for me. I can’t wait. I also want some other low-maintenance flowers. So eventually I’ll buy landscaping blocks. And I already know how I want it to look.

Not much else done this weekend, other than a trip to the bookstore to browse. I didn’t buy anything but I added a bunch more books to my wish list (and Shelfari). I discovered a new author I really want to try – Kim Harrison. Her books look fun.

I’m hoping to wrap up the contest this week and announce finalists by Friday. If no more problems crop up, I should be able to meet that goal. And then I can FINALLY get back to revising Phoenix and give it my full attention. Although, I still have those nine entries to judge for another contest looming over my head. Egad. I best get busy on those.

Okay, that’s it for me. Time for work! How was your weekend?

Contest, Ahoy!

The Knight Agency is holding a “Book In A Nutshell” contest where you send in your three most compelling sentences, 150 words or less. I got the email via one of my chapter loops and, for fun, attempted to write three sentences. Basically a watered down version of my book blurb.

It was hard! I tried and tried but everything was more than three sentences long, even though it was under the 150. Every attempt just basically sucked. So I shrugged and blew it off.

Fast forward to yesterday afternoon. Golden Heart finalists were announced and several of my Elements chapter-mates finaled (YAY, ladies!). Another message about those three sentences came across the loop and I thought… what if? The thought of the compelling sentences still niggled at me.

So I was walking through the office and BOOM it hit me. I knew exactly what I had to write. I quickly scribbled down the three sentences. Then, without looking at them again (only to make sure there were no typos), I opened a new email, typed the email address, the required subject, put in the three sentences and hit SEND.

Then I immediately felt like I was going to throw up.

Out of all the entries, twenty will be chosen. Deadline is April 20 and the winners announced May 1.

So until May 1, I’m not going to think about it. Which of course means I AM going to think about it because I’m trying NOT to think about. :D

The book I submitted, incidentally, was Phoenix. I have felt and still feel this book is really good and can stand out on its own on an agent’s desk. Now, I just have to finish that revision by May 1 (which, lucky for me, I had planned to do anyway). I have even more incentive, don’t I?

I WILL do it. Even if I don’t final. :)

Working on the contest, tallying scores and waiting on judges to send the missing entries. A major issue came up, so I ended up dealing with that most of the night and working on anything. Time involved in writing and responding to emails.

Oh and I figured out why my posts weren’t showing when I scheduled them – I had forgotten to spring forward the blog time. Duh!

Edits, Contest, and Maps

I think one of the most fun things about writing fantasy is the map drawing. I’m not artist, that’s for sure. But to be to draw a map of the city or world I’m creating and then reference it, really helps. I can really get a reference point of where I am in that world, where my characters are, what they’re doing, how they live, where they shop, etc. In this case, my characters live in a world based on Ancient Rome, complete with chariot races and gladiators. It’s so much fun.

I got some great feedback on the book from my CPs. Man, they’re tough. They’re making me dig deeper and get to the meat of the characters, pointing out errors about them, and telling me where to make them strong. That’s exactly what I need. It helps give me some direction. Now I just have to find the time to do it.

I’ve started doing the edits on the book. This will be Revision #2. I think it will be fairly major, but that’s okay. It’s only going to make it that much better. I’m pushing out my April 1 deadline to May 1, ready for submission.

I’m also critiquing a friend’s story and loving it. Her world is so vibrant and fun. :)

The deadline for the first round judging is THIS Friday, which means I will be swamped with entries this weekend and working on that. I foresee an entire day dedicated to that on Sunday. I still have a lot of entries out to judges, which worries me. We’re down to the wire and just under half are still out? Can you say gray hair alert? I’ve emailed the judges. Hopefully they can get them to me by Friday. *crossing fingers*

So, how about you? What’s new in your world?

Stella is Cool

A huge thanks to everyone who came  over to the blog yesterday for Misty’s Fashionista post. It was great fun. :) Winner of the ebook will be announced later today.

My good friend across the pond, Colin Galbraith, has a new release coming! And to celebrate, he has this awesomey awesome book trailer for his book, Stella, from Eternal Press. Check it:

I don’t know about you… but that ROCKS. Congrats, Col, in your coming release!

In other news… work, work, work on chapter business. The contest is looming, the luncheon is nearly here and I am one busy bee with everything. I have my hands full. Got the agenda done for the luncheon and the agenda done for the meeting on Saturday. There are updates to the website that need to be done, web copy to write, announcements to send out. I make lots and lots of lists. I use OneNote like crazy to keep my email from overflowing.

And yes, I’m still editing Phoenix. But sometimes, there just aren’t enough hours in the day! That superhero book is still in my head so I caved and wrote the first pargraph. I had to, you see, becuase it was nagging me. And I didn’t want to loose it so I jotted it down really fast. But, of course, it’s still nagging me. I’m telling those characters to SHUT.UP. becuase I have a book to polish and prepare for submission so GO AWAY you pesky characters, you! Back, I say! Back! :) To help with the nagging, I found an entire Glenn Miller album with Big Band music that will be the soundtrack of the beginning of that book. In The Mood will be on it as well as Benny Goodman’s Sing, Sing Sing and Wang Wang Blues. I just love Big Band music.

Man says I don’t need to fill every second of every day and I need to learn to relax (I’m a Gemini; I can’t help it). You know what? I think he might be right… that’s why I’m looking forward to Spring Break next week. I’m taking three days off from work, picking up my nephew from East Texas and taking the boys out and about for some fun. Good times. Actually, a spa weekend was more what I had in mind for relaxing, but this will do. And it’s cheaper. :lol:

Time for school/work. Busy weekend ahead. And I still need more hours in the day.

Twitter Me This

Hey, gang! It’s a double-blog day for me. I’m just blogging all over the place. First, catch my Star Struck fashion no-nos at Sole Struck Fashions today. And, second, I’m at Miss Make A Movie talking about upcoming movies.

It’s been one of those weeks for me – BUSY. I finally started reading contest entries. I have two more to read for one contest and then five to tackle for another (and five more on the way for yet another). I’m also writing an article for a guest blog. That will be up sometime next week, I think. I’ll give you the skinny when I get the details.

Soccer has finally started. First game is Sunday. Practice is in full swing. (Hey that was almost a haiku.) It’s supposed to be 80 this week! Crazy February weather.

I got an email from a lady asking me if I wanted to write an article on their online shoe store. That’s a no brainer. :)

And have I mentioned I have second round edits of TAKE ME I’M YOURS due on Friday and I haven’t even started? They aren’t extensive so I can probable knock them out in an evening. I just have to get started.

So yesterday evening was about getting my butt in the chair and working away the night. I accomplished a lot, too. Go me!

Anyhoo… I’m on Twitter. I’m not exactly sure I’m Twittering like I should be. I mean, should I Twitter whenever a random thought comes across the brain? Or is there something more to Twittering than that? Is there an art to Twittering? Because, quite frankly, I’m not sure I get the whole Twitter Movement. Maybe some of you have an idea or two on the Twitter-tastic thing I’m missing out on. Please share.

Oh, and hey, I’m looking for guest bloggers. So if you’re a writer and you want to, say, write a little ditty about writing or do a little promo, shoot me an email.

Super Sunday

I really had no intention of watching the Super Bowl. But when Man called and asked if he could come over and watch it, I was powerless to resist. He was running late, so I paused it so he could see kickoff. I love that about the DVR. Anyway, by the time he got here, we could fast forward through all the crap we didn’t want to see to get to kickoff time. The game was really good and intense. I was hoping Arizona would win and was sad for Kurt Warner. The played really hard! The Steelers, though, deserved that win with the last touchdown.

The ad that made me laugh out loud the hardest was the stupid MacGruber commercial. The Career Builder commercials were pretty good, too.

We flipped over and watched some of the Wipeout show with the Cheerleaders vs. Couch Potatos. That show makes me laugh out loud, too. It’s a hoot. I think it’s mostly the color commentary by John Henson.

Other that sit in front of the TV for most of the evening… I got out my newsletter, the chapter newsleter, as well as did laundry and cleaned house. All in all, it was a quiet weekend. I also worked on more contest stuff. I’m about ready to assign judges and get them shipped out. I would really love to have them sent off to the judges by the end of the week. We’ll see how it goes.

Work work work

So much to do and so little time to get it done in.

I’ve had the good fortune to get some work done on the Rome story. I’ve read through the entire book, now, and made some edits. Now that I’ve done that, I can finally get back to it and finish it. My friend, Lara, and I are going to have a write-a-thon and finish our books. :) We traded drafts to read for fun (these were our NaNo books) and I gotta say, her teenage characters are great.

After I cooked dinner last night (brats, rice and brown gravy – it was YUM), I sat at the computer the rest of the time. I got a slew of contest entries that had to be logged and entrants notified so I did that first. Then I decided to try and stay ahead of the game and went ahead and attached score sheets to all the entries I already did have. Then, finally, I got to write.

Since I’m President of my local chapter, I thought it would be cool to implement online workshops for everyone. I had no idea how much work would be involved in that. I put out a call for workshop presenters to the other RWA chapter loops and got an overwhelming response. So I’ve printed all the submissions and I’m going to go through them this weekend and start making some decisions about what to present to the group. And THEN I have to contact all these folks, get them scheduled. And that’s only scratching the surface. I have to get the website updated with a registration page (egads!), set up a Yahoo Group for the classroom, and I’m going to have to recruit someone to be a moderator… So much to do!! But, I think it will be worthwhile in the end. I few this as a way to pay for our monthly meeting room (since we have to do that now). I’m worried about the budget. I want to make sure we have enough money for the rest of the year’s events.

I’ve recruited Man to help me figure out this form for the webpage. He, thankfully, said yes. I wonder if I can pay him in chocolate?

I get the kiddo tonight! I’ve been missing him something fierce.

Okay, time for work. And why is the cat sitting and staring at me?