FAT – not PHAT
Quote du Jour:
â€œYou donâ€™t know the power of the dark side.â€
Got the pictures downloaded from the camera. Hereâ€™s my DS on his first day of school.
Isnâ€™t he a cutie-patootie? I finished his homework last night (had to fill out a little baby book thing for school â€“ name, birthday, age, a baby picture of him and a baby picture of me and DH).
So in my search for pictures, I came across some really old ones of me. Let me just say THE HORROR. 😯 OH.MY.GOD. I had 80s hair! I didnâ€™t remember having 80s hair. And no, I will not be posting those here. Iâ€™d like to burn them except theyâ€™re on a CD with other precious photos I canâ€™t bear to part with. :hehe:
Anyway, found some of me and my good friend our senior year in high school. We were so chic. And I had bird legs. DAMN I miss being that skinny. And I thought then I was fat! Whatâ€™s up with that? So it has spurred me into action. I ditched the gym this week (bad), but starting THIS WEEKEND, I am officially on a diet. (Diet is DIE with a T, right?)
I even talked with my DH about it (heâ€™s in Albuquerque) and he agreed â€“ he wants to lose 5 pounds a month for the next year. I told him I am so with him on that bandwagon. Together, weâ€™re going to get into shape. Iâ€™m going to lose this ugly fat roll in my gut.
I was riding up in the mirrored elevator (WHY? WHY did they do that?? Donâ€™t they know we women donâ€™t REALLY want to see ourselves so early in the morning?) and I discovered that (a) I have horrible fat ugly hips, (b) my ass is too large, (c) never wear this pants AGAIN.
So, needless to say, I feel rather fat, bloated, and disgusting today.
And now for todayâ€™s 10 Things:
10 Favorite Alcoholic Drinks
In no particular order.