Unsolved Mysteries of the Universe

Can someone tell me:

Why a 37-year-old woman gets acne worse than when she was a teenager?

Why men watch things like Ice Road Truckers and I Want To Be A Lumberjack and think it’s “cool”?

Why children find the need to have a snack at bedtime? Every.night.

Why children use the bathroom and “forget” to flush the toilet? (Which is EW by the way)

Why a child can have two teeth pulled and never blink an eyelash but a splinter is a near death experience?

Why, when you send out step-by-step instructions on how to do something, people STILL don’t get it? WHY, I ASK YOU, WHY?

And, lastly, WHY haven’t I heard back on my submission?


By Michelle

I wish you all could be inside my head. The conversation is sparkling.