Todayâ€™s blog entry features a few searches that found their way to my blog.
Lots of Gerard Butler (yeah, baby) including â€œGerard Butler girlfriendâ€ (thatâ€™s me!) and â€œGerard Butler hot picsâ€ (got â€˜em!)
Lots of searches for Hurricane Rita
Hereâ€™s a funny one:
cool and pretty girl michelle ye
michelle ye of HERO
(I guess they were looking for Michelle Yeâ€¦heh)
This one freaks me out:
woman olde 60 for sex
And HEY check this one out:
look like Christi Brinkley
Why boys should never cook inside the house
Husband smoked a brisket yesterday. It smells fantastic, but the wood smoke smell has permeated every orifice of the house. Not only that, but he finished it up all night in the oven. Iâ€™ve been burning candles all day trying to kill the smell. So far, so good.
So today I decide to bake my famous chocolate cheesecake (SINFUL and TO DIE FOR chocolate cheesecake). Turn on the oven and it immediately starts to smoke. He had spilled the brisket juices on the inside of the oven and on the heating element. NOW the smell is all over the house again and NOW I have to wait until the oven is cool again before I can clean and then bake. Do you think heâ€™s going to clean it? HELL NO.
Hell I can even smell the wood smoke UPSTAIRS in the office. ARGH.
Guess Iâ€™ll go check and see if itâ€™s cool enough to clean. THENâ€¦ back to baking.