Can someone tell me:
Why a 37-year-old woman gets acne worse than when she was a teenager?
Why men watch things like Ice Road Truckers and I Want To Be A Lumberjack and think it’s “cool”?
Why children find the need to have a snack at bedtime? Every.night.
Why children use the bathroom and “forget” to flush the toilet? (Which is EW by the way)
Why a child can have two teeth pulled and never blink an eyelash but a splinter is a near death experience?
Why, when you send out step-by-step instructions on how to do something, people STILL don’t get it? WHY, I ASK YOU, WHY?
And, lastly, WHY haven’t I heard back on my submission?
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Hilarious post, Mik, and very true. Hope you’re doing well. And I hope you hear back on your submission soon!
Because your sub is with the actual AGENT. You don’t have an EVIL ANAL GATEKEEPER screening submissions, and rejecting you right away, because she doesn’t think the agent will like it, and DOESN’T BOTHER TO ASK THE AGENT.
😀 Just a thought.
LOL on your list. My boys wouldn’t remember to flush the toilet if I paid them. EW is right.