Why you shouldn’t write when you’re falling asleep at the keyboard…

…you get things like this:

“You can’t keep me here, Gracchus.”

The door slammed shut. “I can, Cassius. You can’t be released until either Caesar allows it or the book is transferred somewhere over seas. Then you are no longer held in bondage.” [NO CLUE WHAT THIS MEANS; REVISE LATER.]

Yeah. Um. There’s no book in my story.